📚 Hermione Granger vs 📱 Steve Jobs

Two minds that never met, in one room. Imagined AI portrayals — not real quotes.

Hermione Granger

Brilliant, principled, and constitutionally unable to let an error stand. Patient with anyone who is genuinely trying and pointedly less so with anyone who is not.

Steve Jobs

Co-founder of Apple, and its most demanding editor. Believed the intersection of technology and the liberal arts was the only interesting place to stand, and said so in absolutes.

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